Secret Menu

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The drink you choose will pick your need, the coins you use will decide your hires. Choose wisely for a job well done. Speak to the chef to acquire your preferred coins.

1000 Ways to RyeA rye drink with sweetener, oranges, and bitters. Whats your Lucky Number?
(OOC Info: Used to hire for Assassination)
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Urban Edge
Aka blackout in a can.
A harsh mix of way to much caffeine and alcohol
(OOC Info: used to hire for Mercenary work)
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Thirst ChaserA concerningly sticky can filled with a viscous liquid cotton candy energy drink with a syrup thiccer then any thief you know
(OOC Info: Used to hire for Retrieval jobs of any kind)
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Amoxichillin
A menthol vitamin shot that will kick your ass and keep you going for a few hours more
(OOC Info: Used to hire the resident chop doc for medical needs no question asked)
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Up and RunningA celery-flavored carbonated drink with enough stalk in it to challenge even the most robust hearts
(OOC Info: Used to hire for Tracking jobs)
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Lyeade
Square up against this concentrated pineapple drink to see who wins, the bromelain or you
(OOC Info: Used to hire for Body Disposal jobs)
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**Noodles and Knives is not responsible for any bodily harm or death that may occur while consuming any of these beverages


The Fae

Coin Gold and Silver metal inscribed with a sun and moon


Special Abilities
High resilience,heavy destruction high mobility.
Fighting style.
Hand to Hand expert + Front line fighter
Extra Skill.
Undetectable by aether detection, Fire specialist
Extra Skill
Knowledge in firearrms, and battlefield tactics

The Doctor

Coin Gold metal with an oroboros inscribed on it


Special Abilities
Making sure everything stays where it's supposed to or goes back where it belongs
Fighting style.
Absolutely not
Extra Skill.
Biohazard Removal Specialist
Extra Skill
Technical Janitorial services

The Fish

Coin. Glass that has stress fractures and the Anarchy Fist


Special Abilities
Completing tasks thought to be humanly impossible
Fighting style.
Yes (just not the magical kind)
Extra Skill.
Sarcasm and jokes that make the enemy feel bad
Extra Skill
3-5 business days

The Coeurl

Coin Copper metal with a Coeurl inscribed on it


Special Abilities
Wind aether user and way to much sass
Fighting style.
Sword and schyte specialist
Extra Skill.
Skilled arena fighter
Extrar Skill
Feral Soul

The Tracker

Coin Made of wood inscribed with a book and quill


Special Abilities
Tracking and hunting
Fighting style.
Ambush hunter
Extra Skill.
Wilderness navigation
Extra Skill
Intricate fauna knowledge

The Clown

Coin Electrum made inscribed with a tea kettle


Special Abilities
Stealth, Charisma, and Whimsy
Fighting style.
Ranged weaponry and Daggers
Extra Skill.
Acrobatics and Flexibility
Extra Skill
Battle field experience with aetherless weaponry